| Age: |
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Stress makes him look older than he is. |
| Weight: |
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He doesn't eat. He doesn't even sleep. |
| Turn-offs: |
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People who want to eat him (a turn-off for anyone). |
| Dream: |
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To be on the endangered species list. |
| Best Attribute: |
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Looks both ways repeatedly... even when not crossing the street. |
| Shortcomings: |
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Thinks everyone is after him. (He's probably right!) |
| Appearance: |
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Orange, and always looking over his shoulder. |
| Hidden Talent: |
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Can always spot the hungry person in every room. |
| Quote: |
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"I'm a dead man." |